The new leader

(Chuckles the Psycho Clown enters the ring)

Chuckles the Psycho Clown: Hahahahahahahahaha!! Piiiiieeeeeeeee!!

(Chuckles holds up two pies with four pis on top of each of them)

(Hardcore Boy walks to the ring)

Chuckles the Psycho Clown: Uhhhhh Ohhhhhh!! Trouble!!

(Chuckles cowers into a little ball, the pies break all over the ring. Nails and Screws fall out of the pies)

Hardcore Boy: Hey giggles, get out of your ball!

(Chuckles unfolds and then laughs hysterically)

Hardcore Boy: I don't know why I tried to represent the likes of all you people, I am nothing like you!!

(The audience boos)

Hardcore Boy: Shut up you rat whores!! You don't have any right to boo me!!

(The audience boos louder)

Hardcore Boy: It seems to me that nobody tries to run away to the circus anymore. Twenty years ago, every little kid was saying how they want to be clowns and run away to the circus. Now, everyone want to be astronauts and pro wrestlers. Nobody knows how much fun it is being a part of a circus, and much less, a clown. Which is why I am here to tell you that if any of you want to join us now and relive your childhood dream, that you can get in with us with no test of any kind. Anybody want in?

(the crowd boos)

Hardcore Boy: No takers? In that case, I want you all to meet the circus

The clown, Chuckles!

(Chuckles begins to juggle five pies)

Hardcore Boy: The magician, Bizarro!

(A wave from a hand that comes out of nowhere and Bizarro appears)

Hardcore Boy: And me, the ringmaster, Hardcore Boy! and we are Circus de Nightmare!!

(All three members of Circus de Nightmare begin to laugh and then with a wave of Bizarro's hand, they all disappear)