Jared Backstage

(Jared Fogle is backstage, walking and talking on his cell phone)

Jared Fogle: Dude, I don't know what to tell you, but he quit. I'm sorry about losing him but what was I supposed to do?........ Whoa whoa whoa, you listen to me, nobody talks to me like that!........ Dude, the only way you could talk to me like that is if you were in the ground, but you aren't you are in bed. You talk to me like that again and you will be fired for severe disrespect.......... Ha ha ha ha ha, you got that right. Ok, I will see what can do about......... AHHHHHH!!!!!!

(Jared is caught in a net trap)

The guy on the phone: Jared? Jared?

(A creepy laugh comes from the locker room)

Jared Fogle: NO!! Not him!!

Chuckles the Psycho Clown: Piiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!

(Jared watches as Chuckles puts a sharp edge knife in the pie as well as some nails and screws)

Jared Fogle: No, my only hope is that he is here, if he isn't, I am going to die.

Chuckles the Psycho Clown: PIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

Jared Fogle: BOBO!!!!!