Gean and the Audience

(Billie Gean is on the entrance ramp)

Billie Gean: Wow, what a finish!! Billie Gean here, and I am here
to see what the audience had to say about the match. You sir, what is your
opinion on the conclusion of that match?

Audience Member #1: I can't believe Mr. Randy Orton didn't win
that match!! I drove 750 miles to see him walk away with the Ironman-X Title
and look what happens!!(Shakes his head in disappointment)

Billie Gean: What about you, little guy?

Audience Member #2: Excuse Me? Do I look like I am a little
kid to you?

Billie Gean: Oh!! I'm very sorry, I just assumed tha......

Audience Member #2: That what? That just because I am
short, that means I am a child?

Billie Gean: No!! I just.....

Audience Member #3: What's going on here?

Audience Member #2: Oh, I'll tell you what's going on, Billie
Gean thinks all little people are children!!

Audience Member #3: What? You look here Missy, I am 3 feet,
9 inches tall and I won't take disrespect from anyone, especially from someone
whose boobs are smaller than I am!!

Billie Gean: Excuse Me?! Who do you think you are talking to?

Audience Member #2: Well, she is now talking to her lawyer,
expect a lawsuit to come your way in a few days!!

Billie Gean: Oh for crying out loud!! Guys? Hey!! You guys
in the back, I need a distraction right now!!

Audience Member #2: Oh, you need a distraction?
Well, than how bout' this

(Audience Member #2 pulls down his pants and moons Billie Gean)

Audience Member #2: Ha ha!! How do you like these
Sweet Cheeks? (Slaps his butt)

Billie Gean: Oh Lord!! This is too much!!

Audience Member #4: Check it out guys!! A full moon
has come out!!

(Audience member #4 and his friends all start howling like wolves)

(Security walks out of the back)

Security Guard: Sir, I am going to have to ask you to pull
your pants up and come with me

Audience Member #2: You touch me you (censored)
and I will sue you too!!

(The guard picks up Audience Member #2 and holds him under his arms
as he walks him up the stairs, Audience Member #3 follows)

(The whole section of the arena starts howling like wolves at the
sight of a full moon)

Billie Gene: (talks to herself) I am going to have so much to
talk about with my psych this week....Oh great!! Is this thing still on?!?

(Metallica walks out of the back, the audience screams with excitement)

Billie Gene: Oh, now you guys send a distraction!? (Picks up
the microphone again very annoyed) Ladies and Gentlemen, Metallica

(Billie Gean walks backstage)

JR u should make the Audience member that Moons gean say something like if u think Chris Harrison is a freak look at this *pulls down pants and moons Gean* or something like that. becuz he can be my fan since someone that moons an interviewer on T.V has to be a freak

K If i did Not win the Iron-X Title who did

orton this is for the PPV No contest match. no one wins the iron X title. We still have a long ways to go.

Chris Harrison wrote:orton this is for the PPV No contest match. no one wins the iron X title. We still have a long ways to go.

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