The arrival of the Clownkiller

Bobo the Clownkiller Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:06 am

A car pulls onto the R&RW arena parking lot. A man gets out and walks towards the staff only entrance at the back of the building. After a hard knock on the door the security guard opens the door....

Guard:"Yes? How can I help you?"

Bobo:"We're with the band...."

Guard:"You''re with the band? What band? This ain't concert hall pal, this is the R+RW arena. The only music played here is the entrance music before the R+RW superstars make their way to ring to put their bodies on the line to entertain the R+RW fans!!!! You know blood, sweat and tears and all that stuff...."

Bobo:"Yeah yeah hold your horses....I was only joking about that band thing, it was from the Blues Brothers. You know the movie?....No, doesn't ring a bell? A well like I was saying, I was only joking, it's good for moral you know...."

Guard:"Ah very funny....not!!!! Can I help you with something because I'm busy man, I've got things to do...."

Bobo:"I'm on the list, it seems I wrestle here...."

Guard:"You don't say. Let me get my list and check if you're on there. What's your name pal?"

Bobo:"Bobo...."

The security guard grabs his list and goes in search of Bobo's name....

Guard:"Lets see....Bizarro.... Babyface Dragon, no....Bang, Rob van....naaa there's no Bobo on here pal. I know what you're trying to do, you're trying to get in without paying. Not on my watch pal!!!! Go and buy a ticket a like every other fan, now get going before I call the cops!!!!"

Bobo:"Hey listen up you clown!!!! I'm here by special invitation. Here, this is the letter Jared Fogle send me...."

Bobo pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket and hands it to the security guard....

Guard:"You're by special invitation of Mr.Fogle? Let's see....Dear Bobo, bla bla bla bla I need your help bla bla bla bla clowns bla bla bla bls please please please help me. Signed, R+RW GM Jared Fogle....Eh well looks like you're really here by special invitation by Mr.Fogle. Eh I'm sorry I was just doing my job you know...."

Bobo:"Yeah yeah I'm familiar with work related problems. Now let me in, it's time to go to work...."

Guard:"Eh sure come in. I'm sure you're going to enjoy working here, the R+RW has a lot of talent...."

Bobo:"Sure but that's not why the Clownkiller is here....

Bobo enters the R+RW arena

....Hmmm well my hopes weren't high coming here and still I'm disappointed he he he....snif snif....You can smell it in the air, the foul smell of clowns....Now I know why I'm needed here....ah well I guess it's just antoher day in the life of a Clownkiller....It's time to clean up this damn circus...."

Bobo continuous his way and heads towards Jared's office....