RRW Clown Clean up Program (pre PPV)

Bobo the Clownkiller Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:49 am

Billie Gean:"Hello WWR wresling fans Billie Gean here. I'm backstage with one of the newest editions of the WWR, Bobo"

Bobo:"The Clownkiller....Bobo the Clownkiiler"

Billie Gean:".....Bobo the Clownkiller....Okay in our upcoming PPV you'll be facing Stryfe Hyper for the RRW Solo Artist title, your comments...."

Bobo:"Clownkilling time...."

Billie Gean:"Okay but I meaned comments about the match. Isn't it a bit strange that someone who just arrived at the R&RW gets a titleshot in his very first match?

Bobo:"I don't see anything strange about it...."

Billie Gean:"Yes but...."

Bobo:"Let me cut you off before this interview becomes boring. Is it strange that the Clownkiller gets a title shot? No, because the Clownkiller should be champion whereever he goes. And so you can ease your little mind, the Clownkiller answered a cry for help so to say to come to the R&RW and clean it up....This title shot is compensation for a job well done I guess he he he...."

Billie Gean:"A job well done? What are you talking about?"

Bobo:"I'm talking about the first step in the R&RW CCP...."

Billie Gean:"Excuse me,. the RRW CCP? What does the CCP stand for?"

Bobo:"The RRW Clown Clean up Program....The WWR is like a damned circus filled with clowns. Clowns that should be terminated, and will be terminated...."

Billie Gean:"What this obsession with clowns? As far as I know there's only one real clown in the R&RW and that's Chuckles. Mmmm that reminds me, I haven't seen him around lately. Is this the first step you're talking about? What have you done to him?"

Bobo:"Eh well I'm not allowed to go into details but I can tell you that that clown is somewhere around here he he he....But he got what was coming to him and as I said before that's only the first step, others will follow...."

Billie Gean:"Yeah right....Okay lets focus on your upcoimg match, it's going to be you vs Stryfe Hyper. Now a few days ago you were a guest on the Seedy Side. I guess that didn't end the way you planned it...."

Bobo:"What do you mean?"

Billie Gean:"Well, you got a real beating after the show...."

Bobo:"Which proved the Clownkillers point. I came out there to see what I was up against and they proved what I already knew...."

Billie Gean:"And that's what?"

Bobo:"That they're a couple of clowns just like many others around here. Stryfe Clowner and that Sleezy clown will be the next step of WWR Clown Clean up Program...."

Billie Gean:"Ah okay....Well before this gets any sillier let's go back to ringside...."